俩忘烟水里 发表于 2003-10-28 09:08:41

男人很难取悦!!

Men Are Hard To Pleased
   男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:
   男人的问题是:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
   如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
   对他不好,他说妳骄傲.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
   如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
   如果不,他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
   如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
   如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!

If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
   如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
    如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
   如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
   如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
   如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
   如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
   如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
   如果不,他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
   如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
   如果他骂妳,是表示他“关心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
   如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
   如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
   如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
   如果他吸烟,他是绅士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
   如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
   如果他考得好,他说是实力!

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
   如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are tooSENSITIVE!!
   如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生,他们会发誓以上是不正确的..
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
    如果你不寄给他们,他们说妳自私..
Themoral of the storyis.......
以上的故事告诉我们:

Send this to guys out there anyway...
快转寄这邮件给男生吧!

Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
转寄给女生,让她们笑一笑!

小健哥 发表于 2003-10-30 16:51:54

不要把我们男士说的太·····

雷安娜暂别 发表于 2003-10-30 16:19:17

为什么要取悦男人?女同胞们取悦自己吧!
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