[转帖]北大特别风行【北大的超短裙风波】
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span class="tpctitle1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;"><strong>北大特别风行【北大的超短裙风波】</strong></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">今年，北大特别风行超短裙，而且一个比一个穿得短。校领导见了认为极不雅观，贴出布告欲严厉禁止。谁知布告一贴出，就掀起了轩然大波。</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">最先作出反应的是中文系的女生，她们在宣传栏的报眼位置写了一首打油诗：几千师生齐争吵，只因裙子太短小。具体情况怎么样，宣传栏里有报道。</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">第二个发表声明的是年年都亏损的校医务室，他们写道：感冒的病原体是一种病毒，</span></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">“</span></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">绝非寒冷</span></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">”</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">第三个站出来并作出强烈抗议的是校女生部，她们精心制作了一大横幅，悬挂在宣传栏上，上面贴着</span></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">9</span></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">个吹塑纸剪成的大字：我们要解放，不要束缚。</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">校图书馆历来是学校的先进集体，这次自然也不甘落后，把图书馆老丢书的苦恼写在了宣传栏上：让超短裙流行起来吧，我们的眼睛需要休息。</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">你能写难道我不能写？食堂经过再三考虑，也在栏上涂了一句：其实短裙与排骨一样它们都会缩水。待中午休息，各系也纷纷表明了自己的观点。</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">美术系写道：维纳斯证明适度的缺少会更加美丽。</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">环保系写道：难道地球变暖是假的？！</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">数学系写道：因为允许</span></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">1</span></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">米长的长方形存在，所以</span></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">0.3</span></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">米长的正方形存在也是合理的。</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">历史系写道：貂婵的美并不因吕布、关羽的不同眼光而改变。</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">物理系写道：布是不雅的绝缘体，空气同样也是。</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">法律系写道：法律禁止的只是原告由超短裙萌发的邪念，而非被告所穿的超短裙。</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">经贸系写道：不管校方给所有男生推销有色眼镜，还是给所有女生推销黑色长袜，我</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">们都想入股。</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">生物系写道：人与猩猩的根本区别不是裙子的长短，而是看见长裙与短裙能否作不同的想象。</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">体育系写道：只有穿长裤的守门员，而没有穿短裤的锋和卫，还能叫足球队吗？</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">政治系写道：从长裙到短裙，再到超短裙，这恰恰是民主集中制最有力的体现。</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">公共关系系写道：降低谈判对手的目光这正是我们四年寒窗苦读所追求的。</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span><span class="tpccontent1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">最后，特困生联合会也耐不住寂寞，在宣传栏上写道：给我们更多的资助吧，你看，我们这衣不遮体的样子。</span></span></p>
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