[转帖]我的好哥哥

俩忘烟水里

昨天我哥例行地騎機車來接我下班<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"><br/><br/></span></font>想當然爾<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"> , </span></font>閃光節路上除了走路的閃光<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">,</span></font>也有騎機車的閃光情侶<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"><br/><br/></span></font>騎著騎著<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">,</span></font>車子都遇到了紅燈停了下來<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"><br/><br/></span></font>快要變綠燈的時候<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">,</span></font>隔壁機車上的情侶中的男生對著我們大叫<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"><br/><br/>"</span></font>媽的<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">~</span></font>老兄<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"> ! </span></font>你馬子怎麼醜成這樣啊<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"> !</span></font>下次記得找正一點的啊<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">!</span></font>哈哈哈哈<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">~~~~~~"<br/><br/></span></font>說完就邊狂笑邊狂催油門一溜煙的就不見了<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"><br/><br/></span></font>我心想<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">:</span></font>算了<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">~</span></font>反正我也不是啥大正妹<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"> ....(</span></font>不過這樣被講心裡也不是很高興<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">)<br/><br/></span></font>結果我老哥也催了油門加速<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">,</span></font>我嚇了一跳<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">,"</span></font>你幹麻啊<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"> ?!"<br/><br/></span></font>我哥憤懣的說<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">"</span></font>欺人太甚了<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">,</span></font>我一定要討回公道<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"> !!"<br/><br/></span></font>頓時我心裡非常的感動<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">,</span></font>心想<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"> , </span></font>雖然平時常鬥嘴<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"> ,</span></font>不過哥哥還是很疼我的<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"><br/><br/></span></font>但我還是勸他算了吧<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">~</span></font>別計較了<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">~<br/><br/>"</span></font>怎麼可以不計較<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">!"<br/><br/></span></font>我心裡又是一陣感動<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">,</span></font>但又很擔心<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"><br/><br/></span></font>說完他用最快的速度去追那一輛機車<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">,</span></font>真的很恐怖<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">,</span></font>一台機車飆到九十一百<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"> ,</span></font>很快<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"><br/><br/></span></font>追了一會兒<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">,</span></font>終於在某一個紅燈追到了<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"><br/><br/></span></font>只見我哥非常憤怒<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">,</span></font>用盡力氣的大聲對那男的吼<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"><br/><br/>"</span></font>幹<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">!</span></font>我必須和你說清楚<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">,</span></font>這女的是我妹<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';"> ,</span></font>我的馬子才沒這麼醜<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">!!!!!!!!!"<br/><br/>---------------------------------------------------------------------- <br/><br/></span></font>囧<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">...</span></font>我竟然笨到在那裡一度感動得快掉淚<font face="Arial Narrow"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Narrow';">...</span></font>

zhouyad

<p>这个笑话有点意思，</p><p>不过似有畸视嫌疑，</p><p>鉴定完毕！</p>

爱人女神

<p>呵呵，有这样对妹妹的嘛。</p><p>我宁愿说自己GF没妹妹漂亮。</p>

dinhanno1

哈哈，妹妹么还是丑点好，这样哥哥才放心。。