[原创][推荐]阿伦亲述搞笑短剧!(只供娱乐并无恶意)
<img src="data/attachment/forum/dvbbs/2003-11/200311211163627689.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'data/attachment/forum/dvbbs/2003-11/200311211163627689.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />ALAN:"今日我为大家讲述一个拍摄的小小插曲.那是在不久前的一天..." <img src="data/attachment/forum/dvbbs/2003-11/200311211364723207.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'data/attachment/forum/dvbbs/2003-11/200311211364723207.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
"准备开拍!"
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"等一下,阿伦,你的头发怎么向上飘呀?"
"无所谓啦!我活力充沛,连头发都沾光了!哈哈."
"好了,告诉你真正原因:是你这衣服太破,静电太大,看这里,手都吸在上面了"
... <img src="data/attachment/forum/dvbbs/2003-11/20031121144291067.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'data/attachment/forum/dvbbs/2003-11/20031121144291067.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
"正式拍!"
"啊,正式拍啦?那我先摆个纯情的POSE"
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"有没被电到啊?"
"啊...我是男的也"
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"刚才你没被电到啊?OK,看这招!"
"哇,受不了.晕了"
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"阿伦,换个造型!"
"好啊,那就来个最酷的吧!怎样?"
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"拍特写!"
"给你来个经典的表情!帅不帅?"
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"下面,坐着拍!"
"啊,还要坐着拍啊?"
"喂,喂,喂!你在拍什么,离这么进.是要拍我的牙齿么?给你看看我的牙齿!"
突然阿伦向摄影张大了嘴... <img src="data/attachment/forum/dvbbs/2003-11/20031121205870126.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'data/attachment/forum/dvbbs/2003-11/20031121205870126.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
"睡着拍!"
"什么?还要睡着拍?"
"这是拍你在海底的,所以要睡着!"
"哦,我在海底啊?那我就要像鱼学习了.要睁大眼睛!是不是像这样?"
<img src="data/attachment/forum/dvbbs/2003-11/20031121243744035.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'data/attachment/forum/dvbbs/2003-11/20031121243744035.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
"阿伦坐起来!笑一下."
"呵呵,这样么?对吧."
"哎呀,再开心一点"
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"不对!"
"怎么笑?"
"这样..." <img src="data/attachment/forum/dvbbs/2003-11/20031121264691558.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'data/attachment/forum/dvbbs/2003-11/20031121264691558.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
"会了吧?像这样笑."
"哈,我会了!!!是不是像这样笑?呓......."
"啊!天哪"
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"哇!拍了那么多,拍好了吗???我肚子都饿扁啦!"
"快点回答我!..."
"等一会,我去问问"
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[此贴子已经被作者于2003-11-2 12:12:08编辑过]
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"阿伦,不多啦!只有这架子上面的了!拍完你就可以去吃东西了!"
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"什么!!!不多???还要拍呀.我饿死啦!""哼,我藐视你!!!!!!"
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"哇!不行啦.我受不了了!你自己拍吧!拜拜~~~~~"
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"啊,阿伦,阿伦!你别走呀!!!你走了我们拍什么啊?"
"拍衣服啊!嘿嘿.拜拜...再见...GOODBAY.我去吃东西了."
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ALAN:"那一天,我精神振作的步入摄影棚."
"来到那时,我马上睁大双眼,要让大家看着我的眼睛.我要对大家讲:相信我,我真的是二十五岁啊!哈哈"