[原创][推荐]阿伦亲述搞笑短剧！（只供娱乐并无恶意）

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ＡＬＡＮ：＂今日我为大家讲述一个拍摄的小小插曲．那是在不久前的一天．．．＂

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＂准备开拍！＂
．．．
＂等一下，阿伦，你的头发怎么向上飘呀？＂
＂无所谓啦！我活力充沛，连头发都沾光了！哈哈．＂
＂好了，告诉你真正原因：是你这衣服太破，静电太大，看这里，手都吸在上面了＂
．．．

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＂正式拍！＂
＂啊，正式拍啦？那我先摆个纯情的ＰＯＳＥ＂
．．．
＂有没被电到啊？＂
＂啊．．．我是男的也＂

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＂刚才你没被电到啊？ＯＫ，看这招！＂
＂哇，受不了．晕了＂
．．．

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＂阿伦，换个造型！＂
＂好啊，那就来个最酷的吧！怎样？＂

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＂拍特写！＂
＂给你来个经典的表情！帅不帅？＂
．．．

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＂下面，坐着拍！＂
＂啊，还要坐着拍啊？＂
＂喂，喂，喂！你在拍什么，离这么进．是要拍我的牙齿么？给你看看我的牙齿！＂


突然阿伦向摄影张大了嘴．．．

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＂睡着拍！＂
＂什么？还要睡着拍？＂
＂这是拍你在海底的，所以要睡着！＂
＂哦，我在海底啊？那我就要像鱼学习了．要睁大眼睛！是不是像这样？＂

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＂阿伦坐起来！笑一下．＂
＂呵呵，这样么？对吧．＂
＂哎呀，再开心一点＂
．．．
＂不对！＂
＂怎么笑？＂
＂这样．．．＂

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＂会了吧？像这样笑．＂
＂哈，我会了！！！是不是像这样笑？呓．．．．．．．＂
＂啊！天哪＂

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＂哇！拍了那么多，拍好了吗？？？我肚子都饿扁啦！＂
＂快点回答我！．．．＂
＂等一会，我去问问＂
．．．

[此贴子已经被作者于2003-11-2 12:12:08编辑过]

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＂阿伦，不多啦！只有这架子上面的了！拍完你就可以去吃东西了！＂

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＂什么！！！不多？？？还要拍呀．我饿死啦！＂＂哼，我藐视你！！！！！！＂

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＂哇！不行啦．我受不了了！你自己拍吧！拜拜～～～～～＂
．．．
＂啊，阿伦，阿伦！你别走呀！！！你走了我们拍什么啊？＂
＂拍衣服啊！嘿嘿．拜拜．．．再见．．．ＧＯＯＤＢＡＹ．我去吃东西了．＂

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ＡＬＡＮ：＂那一天，我精神振作的步入摄影棚．＂
　　　　　＂来到那时，我马上睁大双眼，要让大家看着我的眼睛．我要对大家讲：相信我，我真的是二十五岁啊！哈哈＂